Download an iso (makes dvds) or copy from a friend. It's legal and free.
Find 4 hours of time
Computer connected by cable to internet.
We have our dvd, we introduce it.
Memorize the name of your pen-drive, then into your pocket.
Then we reboot (turning off and on again).
In the prescise moment it turns on, that first beep, you do the F1F2F3F4... ceremony.
A window should open. You choose dvd.
You now have your Debian first window.
Now you connect your pendrive.
And you click:
Install
English (spanish?)
Other > Europe > Spain
United Kingdom
Spanish (This is the keyboard)
Something about your wifi here... bla bla bla
ALLOW LOGIN AS ROOT: yes
Root Password (a cool one like:kugdkutydkytfkfuftft7foc7tfguc6tr7ty7giufygd8fhucy7fiugj)
CREATE A NORMAL USER ACCOUNT:yes
A cool name like poopsnuggles (don't copy me)
Continue
The same password
Your cool name again
Madrid
Guided-bla bla encrypted LVM (James Bond Encryption)
DANGER NOW
Make sure you choose your pendrive.
Read the name carefully. Make sure its your pen.
Check the capacity. Does it say 7.8 GB?
DANGER NOW
IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG ONE YOU WILL WIPE OUT YOUR MICROSOFT WINDOWS!!!!
If you recognize the name and the capacity, choose it.
If you are not sure, don't click anything!!!!!!!!
DANGER HERE. I continue.
All files in one partition
Yes
...Long, long wait... Your pen is being wiped out James Bond style.
...long, long...
Your Password again (this one is unchangeable)
Finish partitioning
Yes
...Another long, long, long wait...
MIRROR? Yes
Spain
ftp.es.debian.org
Continue
...error here with mirrors! I dont know why.
I must CONTINUE WITHOUT NETWORK MIRROR yes
Oh, big poo. Anyway i continue.
GRUB yes
Find and choose your pendrive name. Read carefully, it is inside of a long line of code.
Continue
Hey, get ready to get the dvd out. Ok?
